Duck Norris is the cruise ship’s unofficial security system, and rumors say he doesn’t find ducks—they find him. He can roundhouse kick a pool noodle into submission and has never once lost a staring contest with a seagull. Despite his legendary toughness, he’s surprisingly quiet and prefers to observe chaos rather than cause it… unless snacks are involved. If you found Duck Norris, just know: he probably already knew you were coming.