Duckington Breezytail is a self-proclaimed “gentleman of leisure and oceanic refinement,” who insists that every sea breeze is a personal compliment. He spends most of his cruise days reclining in the sun, sipping fancy beverages he definitely didn’t pay full price for, and offering unsolicited but oddly charming commentary on ship décor. Despite his dramatic name and even more dramatic posture, he’s surprisingly friendly and always up for a relaxed deck conversation. If you found him, you’ve likely also been invited to “join him in the noble art of doing absolutely nothing.”