Ankh-Duck-Amun

On May 22, 2026, a mysterious rubber duck named Ankh-Duck-Amun boarded the Norwegian Joy in Seattle, bound for the icy legends of Alaska. Wrapped in tiny faux linen bandages and adorned with a golden scarab charm, he carried the air of an ancient curse—but mostly just squeaked when excited. Passengers swore he caused harmless “mummy mischief,” like rearranging pool towels into pyramid shapes and making buffet napkins mysteriously disappear. During a foggy night near the glaciers, Ankh-Duck-Amun dramatically “awoke” on deck and declared the northern lights were the spirits of ancient sea pharaohs. Instead of fear, the ship erupted in laughter as he posed triumphantly against the glowing sky like a tiny undead explorer. By the end of the voyage, he was remembered as the most hilariously cursed—and charming—artifact ever to sail Alaska.