Salty Quackers is a weathered sea duck who claims he’s “seen things” no other duck would believe — most of them involving suspicious buffet shortages and mysterious pool chair reservations at dawn. He speaks in dramatic, nautical wisdom and always smells faintly of ocean spray and snack crumbs. Despite his gruff exterior, he’s surprisingly generous with advice, especially if it involves avoiding long lines and finding hidden treats. If you found him, you’ve likely also been warned about “dangerous waters” near the dessert station.