The Trust-Fund Duck Society
Once upon a time, Morgan and Georgia made the financially irresponsible decision to adopt 48 ducks.
These were not ordinary ducks. They had never worked a day in their lives, considered prosecco a basic necessity, and believed “budgeting” meant choosing the inside cabin instead of the balcony suite.
After exhausting their family fortunes on tiny sunglasses, questionable investments and an alarming number of cruise packages, the flock decided to disappear at sea.
Now, all 48 ducks are hiding around the ship, avoiding responsibility and living their best lives.
Each duck has a name and number, but absolutely no useful qualifications.
Should you find one, you may:
1. Keep it and give it the luxurious lifestyle it believes it deserves.
2. Re-hide it somewhere new so it can continue its voyage.
3. Photograph it for evidence, because its accountant has been asking questions.
Please treat your duck with respect. It is probably richer than you, deeply entitled, and already late for brunch.
With love from Morgan and Georgia,
Proud enablers of the Trust-Fund Duck Society